November Quotes

Rylan:

(November 12, 2011)
While watching the BYU game
Ry: "Mom, I know how to spell BYU."
Me: "No way. How?"
Ry: "B. Y. U."
What can I say, my kid is a genius :)

(November 20, 2011)
Kevin was getting the boys in the shower and told them to get 2 toys to take with them. He reminded them to get toys that can get wet, toys that are waterproof. Rylan picked up a toy and asked if it was waterproof. No. "Is it fireproof?"
Kev: "Nope"
Rylan: "What is it? Nothing-proof?"

(November 21, 2011)
After sending Rylan to time out, Kevin went to talk to him about his behavior. During their talk Rylan said "Talking is a hundred times worse than time out."

(November 24, 2011)
Rylan was drawing fruits and vegetables on my steamy mirror after my shower and I was guessing what he drew. He drew half of a carrot and an apple slice, a strawberry, a watermelon...but this made me laugh:
Ry: "It start with 's'."
Me: "A vegetable that starts with s? Squash?"
Ry: "No, it rhymes with 'Spagaragus'."
Me: "Asparagus?"
Ry: "YES! I tricked you!!"

(November 30, 2011)
Ry: "There are a hundred things I don't like about dogs."
Me: "Really? Like what?"
Ry: "Everything."
A few seconds later...
Ry: "Mom, you know what I like about dogs?"
Me: "What?"
Ry: "Nothing."
Guess we won't be getting a dog any time soon!!

Asher:

(November 09, 2011)
While filling out our Thankful Turkey feathers...
Me: What is something you are thankful for?
Asher: "Food."
Me: "That's what you said yesterday. Pick something else."
Asher: "But I like it."

(November 10, 2011)
Ry: "Asher, are you thankful for money?"
Asher: "You can't eat money!"
Ha! Asher must think we can only be thankful for food. I've had a hard time getting him to name things other than food items that he's thankful for. Guess we need another lesson on gratitude!