August Quotes

Rylan
(August 12, 2012)
I had cleaned out a drawer in my bathroom and left a compact powder puff thingy on the counter. Ry asked me why there was a cracker in my bathroom. So I told him what it was and he asked why it looked like a cracker. I explained that it was round to fit inside the round compact and it was brownish because that's what color the powder is...the same color as my skin.
Ry: "You're a cracker...and I'm a cracker!"

(August 30, 2012)
We were reading a book that had kids making a giant birthday card for a classmate. I asked the boys if they would like a giant birthday card for their birthday?
Ry: "No! I don't want a card, I want a cake!"


Asher
(August 11, 2012)
Asher: "Mom, do you want to call me Ishmael?"
We've been watching the Olympics a lot and there is a commercial with a runner who turns on an audio book of Moby Dick and you hear "Call me Ishmael" as the runner continues on his long run. Asher has obviously been paying attention!

(August 21, 2012)
While talking to my dad on the phone...
My dad: "What are you doing?"
Asher: "I talking to you!"
Duh, grandpa!!

(August 22, 2012)
We came to a T on the trail and Asher asked which way we were going to go. I told him we were going to turn right. He pointed and asked which way was right. There was a guy running, going the way we were going to go, so I told Asher we would follow the guy. Then Asher said "But then we'll get to his house, not ours."
Ha Ha, funny and true!

(August 26, 2012)
Kevin took Asher to church while the rest of us stayed home (Tyce has a yucky nose, Ry was throwing up yesterday). When they got home Kevin said to Asher "Thanks for going to church with me" and Asher replied "Yeah, that was awesome"!

(August 30, 2012)
Asher: "What does 'dolphin' start with?"
Me: "D"
Asher: "What does 'dad' start with?"
Me: "D"
Asher: "Then dad must be a dolphin!"