Rylan Smarts

It's time for more smarts from Rylan:

(May 23, 2010)
He's way into opposites, always testing me to see if I know what the opposite of happy is, or up, or dark...So the other day he asked me what the opposite of 'fence' is.
Me: "Ummm, I don't think 'fence' has an opposite."
Ry: "Yes it does"
Me: "Okay, what's the opposite of 'fence'?"
Ry: "No fence!"

Ha ha ha...he's right :)!!

(May 27, 2010)
We were at the park and Jana and her kids were meeting us there. Rylan was swinging as he saw Daylen get out of the car and he was standing there.
Ry: "Why isn't Daylen coming?"
Me: "He's waiting for his mommy to get baby Brooks out of the car. Remember Daylen has a baby brother now? Do you want to have a baby?"
Ry: "Noooooo, I want YOU to have a baby" hee hee hee :)

(June 14, 2010)
Ry: "I want a baby boy like Asher. And his name will be Asher."
Me: "We already have a boy named Asher."
Ry: "I know, but we need another one."
It's good to know he loves Asher enough to want another one :)

(June 24, 2010)
Ry: "Mom, you're fat. Did you get so fat from eating so many grapes?"
Good thing I was having a good day so I could laugh and not cry :)